Well, that’s just plain rude.
OG baby yeet trebuchet.
I can’t wait, personally.
Custom credit cards [are] cool.
The utility of a gator aid cup…
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Let us begin…
2021 is looking pretty boinkers…
Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, FYI.
Freud don’t slip, biotch.
Defund Harvard… is what I always say.
A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.
I don’t recall asking you, guy.
We do not speak of such things, Pinky.
Send my regards to your sister.
You don’t want to discourage people reading, do you?
Sometimes the hotel holding your wedding also has a llama convention booked
A Cautionary Tale
I do this on the regular.
Join the conversation
If she only had a man…
I was born in 1981, but turned 55 in 1992.
Sometimes you have to go back to actually move forward..
The only logical thing to do when you’ve been caught picking your nose on national TV…
Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me
Life after Death?
Yada Yada Yada
Looking at you Starbucks