What happened to your face?
They said I would never walk again.
My favorite poem in Bo Burnham’s book “Egghead”
Remember that iPhone cookie guy? Yeah…
Rubik’s Cube straight from Hell.
Bad children get coal.
My brother and I this morning
Court is now in session.
This is the worst, basically.
Bronies: a physical representation.
XMAS at grandma’s
Honestly, it’s the only line we all know.
Learning to write in Morse code
Eating Like A True American
but it is beautiful dress
Rick Astley on his deathbed
Join the conversation
Mobile Phone Evolution
A Cute Western Pygmy Possum!
Get your crap together, Voldemort
John Hodgman explains to Jon Stewart why he wants to but the LA Clippers
When people ask me if food or love is more important
Why I love The Office
Like, how do you even, though?