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Did you just lick my hair?

Did you just lick my hair?
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ienglish is great
ienglish is great
there’s a difference?
there’s a difference?
like looking in a mirror
like looking in a mirror
you’d be lucky if they didn’t get up at midnight
you’d be lucky if they didn’t get up at midnight
the real reason they need a balloon
the real reason they need a balloon
this thrift store is aiming for extra $
this thrift store is aiming for extra $
who needs to waste that money anyways
who needs to waste that money anyways
wait how do i jump again
wait how do i jump again
you’ve got to be kitten me
you’ve got to be kitten me
Dad Jokes and Puns to Laugh, Groan, or Cry at
Dad Jokes and Puns to Laugh, Groan, or Cry at
then it breaks apart first bite
then it breaks apart first bite
poor carl…
poor carl…
thats a -sin-
thats a -sin-
i prefer “van jeff”
i prefer “van jeff”
a fluffier one and a thinner one
a fluffier one and a thinner one
Royal+face+swappery
Royal face swappery
Look%2C+honey.+The+new+neighbours+just+moved+in.
Look, honey. The new neighbours just moved in.
Is+it+worth+the+trouble%3F+Asking+for+a+friend.
Is it worth the trouble? Asking for a friend.
The+Pacific+Ocean%2C+a+review.
The Pacific Ocean, a review.
Join the conversation
Spotted+outside+a+cave+in+China
Spotted outside a cave in China
CHEESE+SHREDDED+PLEASE
CHEESE SHREDDED PLEASE
There%26%238217%3Bs+gotta+be+a+mini+boss+in+there+and+great+loots
There’s gotta be a mini boss in there and great loots
Just+keep+peddling%26%238230%3B
Just keep peddling…
If+this+isn%26%238217%3Bt+the+final+act+I%26%238217%3Bll+be+disappointed.
If this isn’t the final act I’ll be disappointed.
Kevin+seems+like+an+OK+orc.
Kevin seems like an OK orc.
Teacher+makes+Sandwiches+for+students+before+their+AP+test.
Teacher makes Sandwiches for students before their AP test.
Alan+Bean%2C+the+fourth+person+to+ever+walk+on+the+Moon.
Alan Bean, the fourth person to ever walk on the Moon.