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Smaug’s daily affirmations.

Smaug's daily affirmations.
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Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.
I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.
Chuck has a Gmail account. gmail@chucknorris.com
Chuck has a Gmail account. gmail@chucknorris.com
You are going to reblog this, and you’re going to like it!!
You are going to reblog this, and you’re going to like it!!
Dogs vs. cats.
Dogs vs. cats.
The litter tray is empty again!
The litter tray is empty again!
In an alternate universe.
In an alternate universe.
Unicorns are jerks.
Unicorns are jerks.
Not sure if loading…
Not sure if loading…
Know your role.
Know your role.
I have a superpower!
I have a superpower!
How to make $1.
How to make $1.
The world without us.
The world without us.
Laughing so hard…
Laughing so hard…
Every time!
Every time!
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fart%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt+fart%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt+fart..
Don’t fart, don’t fart, don’t fart..
This+is+how+most+of+my+friends+will+find+out+today+is+my+birthday..
This is how most of my friends will find out today is my birthday..
Odds+are+I+will+never+see+you+again.
Odds are I will never see you again.
4+simple+rules+for+eating+a+banana.
4 simple rules for eating a banana.
Join the conversation
God.+I+feel+so+depressed.
God. I feel so depressed.
I+love%26%238230%3B
I love…
You+have+goat+to+be+kidding+me
You have goat to be kidding me
What+they+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+you+to+know.
What they don’t want you to know.
Master+Shredder%21
Master Shredder!
Disney+Princesses%2C+Re-imagined.
Disney Princesses, Re-imagined.
Dedicated+to+the+lab+rats.
Dedicated to the lab rats.
Just+take+a+moment+to+realize%26%238230%3B
Just take a moment to realize…