You are a beautiful human being.

You are a beautiful human being.

Hey mom!

Never trust a hedgehog.

Never trust a hedgehog.

Chocolate Roulette.

Chocolate Roulette.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Fortune cookie gets real.

Fortune cookie gets real.

The difference between creepy and cool.

The difference between creepy and cool.

I suspect she is an alien.

I suspect she is an alien.

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Help exists.

I need an adult.

I need an adult.

Volkswagen van for scale

Volkswagen van for scale

Thanks Obama

Sneezing in front of your pets.

Sneezing in front of your pets.

How my school system expected me to deal with bullies.

How my school system expected me to deal with bullies.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

The ocean is inside of this opal.