% Feeling Lucky? %

Tugging my heart strings.

Tugging my heart strings.
Better luck next month?
Better luck next month?
Am I as ugly as people say?
Am I as ugly as people say?
someone didn’t think this through
someone didn’t think this through
And then God made mushrooms.
And then God made mushrooms.
Get blasted.
Get blasted.
Nice and blunt, you silly
Nice and blunt, you silly
English is hard.
English is hard.
The Hot Pocket conspiracy.
The Hot Pocket conspiracy.
Hibernation stinks.
Hibernation stinks.
I’m the beautiful bee.
I’m the beautiful bee.
I’ll just be going now…
I’ll just be going now…
It Was A Graveyard Smash
It Was A Graveyard Smash
Inside the FBI this week.
Inside the FBI this week.
The evolution of a phone call.
The evolution of a phone call.
When you discover how cute your ears are… ^^
When you discover how cute your ears are… ^^
The+purge%3A+Retail+version
The purge: Retail version
She+had+her+phone+taken+away+and+later+her+dad+slid+this+under+her+door.+Savage.
She had her phone taken away and later her dad slid this under her door. Savage.
Luminol+and+Hydrogen+Peroxyde.+SCIENCE%21
Luminol and Hydrogen Peroxyde. SCIENCE!
We+make+headlines.+We+pay+our+bills.+F+your+diamonds.
We make headlines. We pay our bills. F your diamonds.
Join the conversation
Too+close+for+missiles%2C+goose%3B+I%26%238217%3Bm+switching+to+guns%26%238230%3B.
Too close for missiles, goose; I’m switching to guns….
Adventures+of+pupper
Adventures of pupper
Avoid+monkeys+at+all+costs.
Avoid monkeys at all costs.
My+spidey+senses+are+a+little+off%26%238230%3B.
My spidey senses are a little off….
The+Simpsons+was+ahead+of+its+time+on+transgender+issues
The Simpsons was ahead of its time on transgender issues
Soldier+parked+his+jeep+and+stood+at+attention+for+a+funeral+procession+passing+by.+Life+deserves+respect.
Soldier parked his jeep and stood at attention for a funeral procession passing by. Life deserves respect.
GATOR+DON%26%238217%3BT+PLAY%21
GATOR DON’T PLAY!
Breast+easy%2C+recover+fast.
Breast easy, recover fast.