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The first word I want to teach my kids.

The first word I want to teach my kids.
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
Muffin tops.
Muffin tops.
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Solar parking shades.
Solar parking shades.
Nice song you have there…
Nice song you have there…
Engineering
Engineering
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Our top story today…
Our top story today…
The Simpsons nailed it.
The Simpsons nailed it.
Foot petting.
Foot petting.
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
Giraffe baby.
Giraffe baby.
Transform!
Transform!
Here’s a riddle, son.
Here’s a riddle, son.
After+this+election+season%3A
After this election season:
Age+was+the+only+problem+elementary+students+could+see+with+gay+marriage
Age was the only problem elementary students could see with gay marriage
Thank+you%2C+sir.
Thank you, sir.
Killing+the+pole.
Killing the pole.
Join the conversation
When+the+cat+won%26%238217%3Bt+stop+jumping+on+your+desk
When the cat won’t stop jumping on your desk
I+could+not+agree+more.
I could not agree more.
don%26%238217%3Bt+forget+to+change+to+winter+tyres
don’t forget to change to winter tyres
The+ol%26%238217%3B+razzle+dazzle%21
The ol’ razzle dazzle!
You+must+take+advantage+of+the+situation%2C+should+it+arise
You must take advantage of the situation, should it arise
Took+me+a+while+to+realise+Google+was+celebrating+Martin+Luther+King+Jr+day
Took me a while to realise Google was celebrating Martin Luther King Jr day
WAKE+UP+SHEEPLE%21
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
I+am+your+Sphinx+now.
I am your Sphinx now.