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So this is why people with cats never find true love.

So this is why people with cats never find true love.
Meanwhile on Tinder
Meanwhile on Tinder
I will drink you under the table.
I will drink you under the table.
No one will notice….
No one will notice….
I can fold in on myself!
I can fold in on myself!
Bah humbug
Bah humbug
This might be my favorite black tweet.
This might be my favorite black tweet.
$10 Uber ride > $3K for an ambulance
$10 Uber ride > $3K for an ambulance
Types of Headaches
Types of Headaches
iPhone X making a point…
iPhone X making a point…
Shaq always knows when the camera’s rolling
Shaq always knows when the camera’s rolling
He was sorry…
He was sorry…
He puts up with me.
He puts up with me.
My heart isn’t picky.
My heart isn’t picky.
Your average bitcoin millionaire.
Your average bitcoin millionaire.
Anne Frank’s father Otto revisiting the attic where they hid from the Nazis.
Anne Frank’s father Otto revisiting the attic where they hid from the Nazis.
Congrats%2C+you+have+a+parasite.
Congrats, you have a parasite.
They%26%238217%3Bve+arrived
They’ve arrived
Makes+sense+to+me%21
Makes sense to me!
You%26%238217%3Bre+invited+to+the+wedding.
You’re invited to the wedding.
Join the conversation
In+Canada%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+legal+for+women+to+go+topless+in+public.
In Canada, it’s legal for women to go topless in public.
Training+for+a+triple+axel.
Training for a triple axel.
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+the+worst+mom+you%26%238217%3Bll+meet.
I’m not the worst mom you’ll meet.
To+be+fly+on+the+wall%26%238230%3B
To be fly on the wall…
Giraffe
Giraffe
Releasing+you+inner+demon
Releasing you inner demon
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+comfortable+with+any+of+this.
I’m not comfortable with any of this.
Damn%2C+nature%26%238230%3B
Damn, nature…