What is your chicken name?

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Friendly reminder to move on.

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

When NASA engineers get bored…

Begin by slamming your fists on the podium…

Use the black arts wisely.

Good riddance, John.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

Cats keep it pretty simple…

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Recycling 2020…

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons