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David Thorne is kind of a jerk…

David Thorne is kind of a jerk...
May the hackers never raid your booty.
May the hackers never raid your booty.
Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.
Don’t buy pets as Christmas presents.
Auntie wants a hug.
Auntie wants a hug.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Guilt by association.
Guilt by association.
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arf.mp4
The struggle and sacrifice is real
The struggle and sacrifice is real
B👏R👏A👏N👏D👏O👏N
B👏R👏A👏N👏D👏O👏N
He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.
He wrote the book on gravity but couldn’t attract no booty.
It was a quiet ride.
It was a quiet ride.
When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line
When The Company You Called Has An Automated Help Line
A city worker washes and folds these blankets for the homeless.
A city worker washes and folds these blankets for the homeless.
Oh bother…
Oh bother…
I asked nicely.
I asked nicely.
Lord, I hate reading…
Lord, I hate reading…