If Tolkien worked in advertising.
Lenen should get a raise, IMO.
*empirical kissing noises*
If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Help each other, as you’re able.
Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.
The cookie was a social experiment…
Won’t somebody please think of the pickles?
Mom’s got your nose.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History
Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.
Keeping up with the times.
Alternatively, wanted: one cat.
When you’re in public with your lover.
Actores Y Actoras
Join the conversation
21st century parenting.
How does NASA organize a party?
Long ago we were much simpler organisms…
We have to go back!
Game of Thrizzle.
OMGZ JUSTIN BIEBER HIT ME WITH A CAR
After watching a fashion show…
I was in love with you, okay?!