It’s better than yours.

It's better than yours.

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…

that security guard deserves a medal

that security guard deserves a medal

first toothpaste, then new patio furniture. oops

first toothpaste, then new patio furniture. oops

if smash bros. was reality, you mean?

if smash bros. was reality, you mean?

i said that out loud?

i said that out loud?

‘merica…

priorities, right?

priorities, right?

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i’m up, but am i really awake?

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

cha cha cha!

potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!

potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!

this is brilliant

this is brilliant

paul rudd is a national treasure

paul rudd is a national treasure

god is an octopus

god is an octopus

the biggest plot hole in star wars

the biggest plot hole in star wars