It’s not worth the risk.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
Correction, you love ice cream.
Being the fat kid.
Not where you want to be in life.
So many texts with dog
I’m still fat.
A warrior’s song.
AT AT afternoon
With and without bees.
It’s pretty hot in my room.
I could bathe here.
Unhated nations annual meeting.
I see you have disabled autocorrect…
Me trying to keep up on new slang.
More playgrounds should be like this.
Comin’ for that cronch.
Sign me up, actually.
Shiba butt bread, for some reason.
*happy seal noises*
Join the conversation
I travel business class like a boss.
I’m Gucci, baby.
Reps who voted no on Covid relief bill, but like talking about it anyway…
Take us all, then.
So close, dear.
Aerospace engineer Judith Love Cohen and her child.
Sponsored by The Association of the Undead.
The right way to show skin.