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Parkour masters.

emotional support human, except for myself
emotional support human, except for myself
introvert olympics: synchronized nothing
introvert olympics: synchronized nothing
nine lives, zero emails
nine lives, zero emails
aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread
aisle 7: brushes, gouache, existential dread
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
“left click, right click…”
“left click, right click…”
reporting for scratches, commander
reporting for scratches, commander
extra cheese, extra whiplash
extra cheese, extra whiplash
summoned aquaman
summoned aquaman
scissors cut hair and egos
scissors cut hair and egos
somewhere in the shadow realm
somewhere in the shadow realm
Happily Never After
Happily Never After
snow white with wi-fi
snow white with wi-fi
returns from bathroom still clothed
returns from bathroom still clothed
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
pile+of+trouble
pile of trouble
Easter+circa+1951%2C+Philadelphia
Easter circa 1951, Philadelphia
Only+known+preserved+head+of+the+Dodo+Bird.
Only known preserved head of the Dodo Bird.
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Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%2C+Iran%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here, Iran…
Be%5Be%5Dcause+she+can.
Be[e]cause she can.
12%3A01%3A01
12:01:01
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
%2Achanting+intensifies%2A
*chanting intensifies*
Treat+yo%26%238217%3B+self+2020
Treat yo’ self 2020
When+millenials+get+jobs%26%238230%3B
When millenials get jobs…
The+bear%2C+it+gets+me%26%238230%3B
The bear, it gets me…