I once came home to a hostage situation.

I once came home to a hostage situation.

Never Use Euphemisms

Never Use Euphemisms

Let’s count how many Halloween movies this year start like this

Let’s count how many Halloween movies this year start like this

Shots fired!

The installation of the statue at the Lincoln Memorial in 1920. The marble figure was originally slated to be only 10 feet high; however, they nearly doubled it to 19 feet to better reflect President Lincoln’s contribution to our nation.

The installation of the statue at the Lincoln Memorial in 1920. The marble figure was originally slated to be only 10 feet high; however, they nearly doubled it to 19 feet to better reflect President Lincoln’s contribution to our nation.

A fully robotic bar in Italy.

A fully robotic bar in Italy.

Doctor telling it like it is

Doctor telling it like it is

When your minions mess up building your throne but you still have to maintain that villain aesthetic

When your minions mess up building your throne but you still have to maintain that villain aesthetic

Arnold Schwarzenegger weights in on the election

Arnold Schwarzenegger weights in on the election

Meet Pudding!

Meanwhile at a job interview

Meanwhile at a job interview

Peridot

800 tons of lead blocks to stabilize the Leaning Tower of Pisa

800 tons of lead blocks to stabilize the Leaning Tower of Pisa

To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…

To: FBI, NSA, CIA – In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America…

Available now at your local Walmart!

Available now at your local Walmart!

I mean… It’s possible.

I mean… It’s possible.