After a night of drunk-texting.
Ask for Mr. Durdin
Let the journalists journal.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
Vantablack has become self aware!
Give witches a chance.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
Bearly broke a sweat.
The vampires are doing science.
What an interesting predicament.
Oh lorde, here we go again…
Gets me every time…
$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.
Germany loves vertebrates.
You mean like Superman, flying through your windshield…
Stick bros 4 life
Join the conversation
He’s a little â˜ºï¸
Life with no oppeartunity for parole.
Netflix and kill?
Jenny from the block.
*eats kale; never forgets*
Everest has no respite from humanity.
The U.S. Military used inflatable Tanks to trick the Nazis during WWII
Hanging out in AOL chat challenging democracy.