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Never trust older men.

Never trust older men.
I monch the bread
I monch the bread
Jesus can.
Jesus can.
Beach tax
Beach tax
Sir, your emotional support dog just bit the waiter…
Sir, your emotional support dog just bit the waiter…
This is advanced security.
This is advanced security.
PSA: Drink more water
PSA: Drink more water
I said neigh
I said neigh
Meshes to prevent pollution from people who couldn’t care less.
Meshes to prevent pollution from people who couldn’t care less.
Shirley, you aren’t serious…
Shirley, you aren’t serious…
𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕠
𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕠
Bug reports are helpful
Bug reports are helpful
That should fix it…
That should fix it…
Be real with yourself and to those around you.
Be real with yourself and to those around you.
Shame on you. Shame on your family.
Shame on you. Shame on your family.
Immortalized in crochet.
Immortalized in crochet.
gonna+need+a+working+AC+to+cool+that+burn+down
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
cha+cha+cha%21
cha cha cha!
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
for+when+your+pencil+won%26%238217%3Bt+sharpen+itself+at+the+beach
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs.+for.+my.+peacocks.
it’s. for. my. peacocks.
words+to+live+by
words to live by
deliveries+expected+monthly
deliveries expected monthly
i%26%238217%3Bm+up%2C+but+am+i+really+awake%3F
i’m up, but am i really awake?
thoughts%3F
thoughts?
smart+and+funny.+a+true+legend
smart and funny. a true legend
my+favorite+stormtrooper+helmet
my favorite stormtrooper helmet
%26%238216%3Bmerica%26%238230%3B
‘merica…