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I can’t handle the internet right now…

or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
not my proudest moments
not my proudest moments
ily <3
ily <3
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
he doesn’t stand a chance
he doesn’t stand a chance
fast as hell
fast as hell
I dont talk wannna about it
I dont talk wannna about it
something something ottoman empire
something something ottoman empire
are y’all still surviving?
are y’all still surviving?
rodneys living in 2D
rodneys living in 2D
pay the tax
pay the tax
what are they trying to tell us here
what are they trying to tell us here
the only true neutral opinion
the only true neutral opinion
I actually just wanted to add a tbsp of sugar to my burger
I actually just wanted to add a tbsp of sugar to my burger
your daily reminder to be bad at things
your daily reminder to be bad at things
Terry+is+living+the+dream
Terry is living the dream
Just+wait+until+she+speaks
Just wait until she speaks
%2Aanxiety+sets+in%2A
*anxiety sets in*
what+about+a+taco+shell+of+shame%2C+next%3F
what about a taco shell of shame, next?
Join the conversation
always+have+a+deck+on+me+for+this+exact+reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
So+realistic
So realistic
You%26%238217%3Bre+right%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+not
You’re right, I’m not
Shoulda+seen+it+coming
Shoulda seen it coming
Employee+of+the+month+multiple+times
Employee of the month multiple times
Never+trust+an+animal+dressed+in+a+tuxedo
Never trust an animal dressed in a tuxedo
Always+listen+to+a+smart+woman
Always listen to a smart woman
They+will+all+be+named+after+Lion+King+characters.+all.+of.+them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.