Mortal… why hast though awoken me?

Mortal... why hast though awoken me?

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Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.

Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.

A beehive in all of it’s glory.

A beehive in all of it’s glory.

Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942

Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942

Fang Shui

Birtches acquired…

Birtches acquired…

Let me know what you are thinking!

Let me know what you are thinking!

Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.

Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.

Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.

Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.

*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…

*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…

It’s the love of music that feeds us, right?

It’s the love of music that feeds us, right?

Stop whispering at me, child.

Stop whispering at me, child.

Keanu would be proud.

Keanu would be proud.

But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.

But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.

Learning to work the system.

Learning to work the system.

*carefully calculated terrorism*

*carefully calculated terrorism*