You’d better laugh.

In Israel, if you are in the active military you must carry your weapon with you at all times

How do you pronounce your name?

They’re called sumo wrestlers?

How to properly use Twitter.

Did I…?

And then I took an arrow to the knee.

The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.

I hurt inside

Nintendo has run out of f to give

Smoking serves a greater purpose

I would not handle this very well

Come on Jeremy…

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A Gameboy that survived a barracks bombing during the Gulf War

How to Halloween