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Things I would wish upon my enemies.

Things I would wish upon my enemies.
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When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
This child wins life.
This child wins life.
Alone. So very alone.
Alone. So very alone.
Summoning kitty.
Summoning kitty.
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
Keep your receipts.
Keep your receipts.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Over half of all marriages fail.
Over half of all marriages fail.
How to lose 50 pounds in one day.
How to lose 50 pounds in one day.
Words.
Words.
Smart watch, 1984 style.
Smart watch, 1984 style.
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Urban+flamingo++art.
Urban flamingo art.
Have+fun%2C+guy.
Have fun, guy.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
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Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.