Found this saved in my dad’s night stand: our allowance sanctions
Sorry about the murdering…
Check back next year, please.
Winter is coming, you fools.
Belarus be safe.
I bet his name is Aladdin.
please allow me to bring it inside…
The children must be masked.
Medieval Beekeeping outfits were designed from nightmares.
FEEED MEE, SEYMORE
I had a bully like this in middle school…
Hey this isn’t half bad…
Ahh yes… the paw has been mobilized.
Can I get a few extra?
Welp, seeya later.
A River Runs Through It
Organized street parking. Every city needs this.
Meeting real Christians is life changing.
Join the conversation
Crosswalks in San Francisco are super gay!
Living the dream, Simpson’s
Mythbusters invited to the Cook Out
OG Fidget Spinner of the 90s
Smokey prevents forest fires
What one million dollars looks like in twenty dollar bills.
If the Earth was flat…