How my roommate’s cat lounges.

The Sniper Giraffe

The Mighty Mongrel Mob

I would seek them out to the ends of the earth

Mosquito bites

In case it’s a bomb…

I’d pay for that feature

The most American way to row a boat.

Extreme hammocking

300 Napkins vs Power Hammer

I’d eat every blue.

I’m trying… :/

Bragginfly

pretty

To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let’s remember that this is how you charge their freaking mouse.

I’ll consider it…