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As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast
United we stand, though.
United we stand, though.
Words.
Words.
The deer will inherit the earth…
The deer will inherit the earth…
*sad Chuck noises*
*sad Chuck noises*
A tangible show of gratitude.
A tangible show of gratitude.
Even the cats got face masks during the Spanish Flu epidemic, circa 1920.
Even the cats got face masks during the Spanish Flu epidemic, circa 1920.
There’s always money in the banana stand…
There’s always money in the banana stand…
Hi ho Tim!
Hi ho Tim!
PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.
PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.
All your picnic are belong to me.
All your picnic are belong to me.
McDonald’s paying for a nurse’s order is pretty vv cool of them.
McDonald’s paying for a nurse’s order is pretty vv cool of them.
You can’t just be doing that, bud.
You can’t just be doing that, bud.
You weren’t supposed to do that!
You weren’t supposed to do that!
Might be counterfeit; can’t be sure.
Might be counterfeit; can’t be sure.
Could you not, Helen?!
Could you not, Helen?!