How I plan to parent.
Suddenly Polar Bear Express
It could happen.
*creates the Church of England*
This is a good description of what marriage is like.
I mean, yeah.
Landing felt particularly unsafe…
Pixar’s animation progression.
Starbucks serves ale.
The LGBT sandwich is pretty good.
Had to get over some pride issues… ready for help now.
This sounds like a win, win, win situation.
Me at 20 VS Jennifer Aniston at 50
Still looks better than the latest rough draft.
Work hard and play your cards right; You could be President some day.
Vigo Is Watching You
We are all BB-8
I am a Writer
Please Do Not Remove
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The South’s new snow measurement scale
How’s the weather up there?
Man he needs to chill
Greyhound Anatomy In A Nutshell
Some Words From A Retired Disney Princess
Never Told Stories Of Harry Potter
My blood hurts
Tom Hanks, A Swing And A Miss