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American Drive-thru

American Drive-thru
Mark Graham was virtually way off.
Mark Graham was virtually way off.
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
A jet with Max[imum] safety…
A jet with Max[imum] safety…
Immediately unamused…
Immediately unamused…
I thought he handled it pretty well…
I thought he handled it pretty well…
🐦birb party.
🐦birb party.
It must have taken her forever to dig each grave…
It must have taken her forever to dig each grave…
Never forget when Fox news aired this photoshopped Ambien label…
Never forget when Fox news aired this photoshopped Ambien label…
Decision making is a learned skill.
Decision making is a learned skill.
Fill the void…
Fill the void…
Review wars lead to trust issues…
Review wars lead to trust issues…
I might have just joined a Nepalise death metal band…
I might have just joined a Nepalise death metal band…
Caffeine is the most widely used psychoactive substance in the world.
Caffeine is the most widely used psychoactive substance in the world.
My soul shops elsewhere now…
My soul shops elsewhere now…
They went on to serve in the Viet Cong together, probably.
They went on to serve in the Viet Cong together, probably.
OK+but+what+about+the+child+brides%3F
OK but what about the child brides?
Pandemics+are+for+poetry.
Pandemics are for poetry.
99.92+percent+effective+against+the+invisible+enemy.
99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.
I+could+climb+this+pinnacle.
I could climb this pinnacle.
Join the conversation
Yet+another+muggle+loving+Weasley.
Yet another muggle loving Weasley.
We+are+all+special+little+orchids%2C+really.
We are all special little orchids, really.
So+long+and+thanks+for+all+the+oil%26%238230%3B
So long and thanks for all the oil…
OK+but+what+about+the+gig+workers%3F
OK but what about the gig workers?
The+corns+will+provide.
The corns will provide.
Dad+jokes%26%238230%3B
Dad jokes…
In+best+Taiwan+you+can+buy+Lego+that+you+can+safely+step+on.
In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.
%26%238216%3BBank+Teller+asked+me+to+take+it+off.+She+Just+laughed.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Actual+bank+robber%2C+probably.
‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.