Nice try Matt Damon.

Nice try Matt Damon.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Married life.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Start clowning around.

Start clowning around.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

I love sporting.

I love sporting.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.