Excuse me, there’s a Giraffe in my coffee…

Excuse me, there's a Giraffe in my coffee...

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

Prisoner at Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary couldn’t evade the law even with that cute lil hat, circa 1900s.

B O L T all day.

B O L T all day.

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

You are not touching the wassermelone, savvy?

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

You can’t even begin to handle this board of fruits.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

Rice crispies are meant to be eaten.

Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

Gonna need you to calm right down, ma’am.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

Ohhh she must not speak English, probably.

I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.

I can’t wait to learn how this is a democratic hoax in 240 characters or less.

WAIT A MINUTE!

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

RiP In Peace, oh Danny Boy.

In India a special polling station is set up every election for a lone voter in the middle of Gir Forest.

In India a special polling station is set up every election for a lone voter in the middle of Gir Forest.

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

Can the Bronze Age survive this?

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.

Magnetic resonance image showing a mother and child’s bond. The image is of neuroscientist Rebecca Saxe kissing her two month old son.

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.

The vehicle acquisition dept. sucks, basically.