Pugs are scary.

That is a terrifyingly prehistoric, hibernating, alligator snapping turtle.

I don’t think so, Tim.

In partnership with the National Runaway Safeline. Catch a Greyhound home…

I’m not a car guy, OK?

These stairs look normal when you’re intoxicated, probably.

Moove on?

Wanna meet the kitty?

If only we could unscrew the top!

über

In Thailand, they censor guns in movies when they are aimed at humans. It could be any thing…

RIP In Peace, Mr. Kobe Bryant.

Now boarding flight 9 3/4’s…

Virtually every physical feature outside and inside the Swedish Black Hen is the deepest black color. They also taste delicious, allegedly.

Apparently it is the Year of the Rat.

I could urinate here.