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First Kiss

the senate passed a bill unanimously to make daylight saving permanent
the senate passed a bill unanimously to make daylight saving permanent
somebody once told me…
somebody once told me…
the day he learned life isn’t fair
the day he learned life isn’t fair
eat with a smile, please!
eat with a smile, please!
reality check
reality check
do not cross this cat
do not cross this cat
beauty and the beast
beauty and the beast
finally found its calling
finally found its calling
the real reason to own a scientific calculator in high school
the real reason to own a scientific calculator in high school
Good boi in the front, bad boi in the back
Good boi in the front, bad boi in the back
I get older but the show stays the same
I get older but the show stays the same
shouldn’t have bent down
shouldn’t have bent down
achievement unlocked
achievement unlocked
what real friendship looks like
what real friendship looks like
i bet raccoons have filthy tongues
i bet raccoons have filthy tongues
Take+all+my+money.
Take all my money.
Make+someone+comfortable+today.
Make someone comfortable today.
Real+life+facts.
Real life facts.
So+take+off+all+your+clothes%26%238230%3B
So take off all your clothes…
Join the conversation
It+could+be+worse.
It could be worse.
28%2C001+plastic+dicks+lost+in+the+sea.
28,001 plastic dicks lost in the sea.
Meanwhile+in+Germany%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Germany…
Love+for+the+right+reasons.
Love for the right reasons.
Honest+Abe.
Honest Abe.
The+Dark+Mashup.
The Dark Mashup.
We+all+know+who+is+using+this.
We all know who is using this.
He+shall+be+called%2C+Kitler.
He shall be called, Kitler.