If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

Cheap entertainment!

Cats keep it pretty simple…

The hills have closed for the season.

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

When NASA engineers get bored…

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

Good riddance, John.

Begin by slamming your fists on the podium…

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Recycling 2020…

Friendly reminder to move on.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.