What’s the secret of my beauty?

What's the secret of my beauty?

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown

It sheds the meat.

It sheds the meat.

Praise him.

A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.

A bulldozer falling through the sea ice in Antarctica. RIP In Ice.

All the, small things…

All the, small things…

What is thot, anyway?

What is thot, anyway?

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

*confused gaming*

*confused gaming*

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

Be best for them.

Be best for them.

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

Suddenly Gary.