Being on a diet.

Being on a diet.

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

These ducks were very expensive.

These ducks were very expensive.

This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.

This sea slug can go without eating for nine months because it can supplementarily photosynthesize.

Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.

Update released by Best Korea state media showing dear leader alive and well.

I could embroider this poetry.

I could embroider this poetry.

THE Mask

I’m quite the polyglot.

I’m quite the polyglot.

The clouds are disgruntled.

The clouds are disgruntled.

I’m up, you’re up.

I’m up, you’re up.

Listen here, Karen.

Listen here, Karen.

May the odds be ever in your favor

May the odds be ever in your favor

Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.

Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.

Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.

Early paratroopers rode on wings and slid off to deploy.

Words

The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.

The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.