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My ideal game of Jeopardy.

My ideal game of Jeopardy.
too fluffy to fear, too fierce to fight
too fluffy to fear, too fierce to fight
clever girl… aisle seven
clever girl… aisle seven
throw shade, not wrappers
throw shade, not wrappers
“take a seat, sweetie”
“take a seat, sweetie”
she didn’t even blink
she didn’t even blink
sit down, it’s therapy time
sit down, it’s therapy time
not the kind of home cooking i meant
not the kind of home cooking i meant
welcome to the mug club
welcome to the mug club
grandma instincts: 10/10
grandma instincts: 10/10
12 feet of oops
12 feet of oops
double chin, double giggle
double chin, double giggle
does crawling qualify?
does crawling qualify?
dinos chase, scarlett slays
dinos chase, scarlett slays
radiator held up by sheer audacity
radiator held up by sheer audacity
Hans & the Heartbeats
Hans & the Heartbeats
Ivanka+Trump+represented+the+US+in+Colombia+dressed+as+an+houseplant.
Ivanka Trump represented the US in Colombia dressed as an houseplant.
You+say+tomato%2C+I+say+tultol%26%238230%3B
You say tomato, I say tultol…
When+I+dance%2C+you+dance%2C+we+dance.
When I dance, you dance, we dance.
Elmo+will+enjoy+you+all.
Elmo will enjoy you all.
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Sgt.+Stephen+Wheeles+is+a+hero+and+deserves+more+tax+dollars.
Sgt. Stephen Wheeles is a hero and deserves more tax dollars.
Danger+knocks%26%238230%3B
Danger knocks…
Get+mac%26%238217%3Bed+on.
Get mac’ed on.
If+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+very+large%2C+I+send+it+back.
If it’s not very large, I send it back.
Gotta+turn+it+to+channel+9+3%2F4+first%26%238230%3B
Gotta turn it to channel 9 3/4 first…
Be+good+to+others+when+you+are+blessed.
Be good to others when you are blessed.
There%26%238217%3Bs+Pooh+in+your+omelette%26%238230%3B
There’s Pooh in your omelette…
Bubba+would+be+proud%26%238230%3B
Bubba would be proud…