My ideal game of Jeopardy.

how is this not already a thing???

send dudes, not nudes

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

yes, please

such a misunderstood creature

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

what every kid wants for christmas

beer science

how it started vs how it’s going

classic carrie bradshaw

i should have texted instead

always gotta stop to pet cats

spitting venom

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long