I’m gonna tell you all my secrets.

I'm gonna tell you all my secrets.

Pentatonix – Little Drummer Boy

Pentatonix – Little Drummer Boy

Louis C.K. Loves People-Watching

Louis C.K. Loves People-Watching

Words.

…but it’s medical catnip.

…but it’s medical catnip.

Memory Foam.

When someone calls me lazy.

When someone calls me lazy.

That’s really… impressive.

That’s really… impressive.

Tragically, no one could hear…

Tragically, no one could hear…

Cats…

Have you considered telling her how you feel?

Have you considered telling her how you feel?

Mocking the baby.

Mocking the baby.

Oh how times have changed.

Oh how times have changed.

The Jedi Workout.

The Jedi Workout.

I’m not a racist… but.

I’m not a racist… but.

Scramble an egg inside its shell.

Scramble an egg inside its shell.