You’re a princess too!?

i can’t believe we used to find random restaurants in here to order from without being able to vet them on yelp first

predator vs ewoks

should not have made that drunk purchase on amazon

do it for the bragging rights

dads always ask the most important questions

when kirby turns heel we’re all getting swallowed alive

do you want ants to take over the world?

and now a word from our lord and savior

whatever it takes to build out my library

he’s into ska

the cow cat says, “meeooooo”

the first recorded incident in history

happens every day

even he doesn’t think it’s funny

and no one told her this was a bad idea before she paid for it