You’re a princess too!?
This is how most of my friends will find out today is my birthday..
I hate it when this happens…
Just take a moment to realize…
4 simple rules for eating a banana.
I understand why you’re vegan.
Walmarts new truck fleet.
Odds are I will never see you again.
Dedicated to the lab rats.
Why we still need to print newspapers.
Don’t fart, don’t fart, don’t fart..
God. I feel so depressed.
When your neighbors are carnivores…
Restroom Signs at Area 51
I eat. I enjoy.
So you’re saying there’s a chance!?
Join the conversation
Elmo will enjoy you all.
Dick Nixon campaign flair.
The ducks are sacrilegious, lately.
Well played, Mr. Shrimp
Airplane Talk with Rachel Romeo
Ivanka Trump represented the US in Colombia dressed as an houseplant.
Sgt. Stephen Wheeles is a hero and deserves more tax dollars.
Bike races need pit stops, also.