Boo.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Snail teeth

Perfect camouflage

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Maine Coon papa’s

You don’t want this, girl.

Bitcoin finally explained

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Drink more water.

Please do not actually kill people.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Powdered garbage

When your mom calls you pretty.

He’s not wrong

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see