Convertible high heels.

Convertible high heels.

A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.

A knocker-up could be hired to ensure that you wake up on time for work.

You can’t even handle me, damnit.

You can’t even handle me, damnit.

Bring your kids to work day did not go well.

Bring your kids to work day did not go well.

Beware the giants, though…

Beware the giants, though…

Drugs are the answer…?

Drugs are the answer…?

*chuckles* I’m in danger…

*chuckles* I’m in danger…

Billy is the low-tech weather all I didn’t know I needed.

Billy is the low-tech weather all I didn’t know I needed.

Earthquakes are artists.

Earthquakes are artists.

Fax ALL the prisons!

Fax ALL the prisons!

It was worth a try, probably.

It was worth a try, probably.

Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings ðŸ‡©ðŸ‡°

Denmark crosswalks are for the Vikings ðŸ‡©ðŸ‡°

I could play this game.

I could play this game.

*prepares pokeball*

*prepares pokeball*

True to nature…

True to nature…

Dodge ALL the bullets…

Dodge ALL the bullets…