I think Murica found it’s next territory.
He can dance if he wants to.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
Say it to my face, bro.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Box wine is so trashy.
What’s the worst that could happen?
This is why I’m forever alone.
How I feel on pay day.
May the froth be with you.
Why I read books.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
Choose your rocket fuel…
Lost in Translation
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
A 97 year old Spanish church repurposed into a skatepark. Righteous.
Join the conversation
This guy can hold an audience…
America should really up their vending machine game…
Gets me every year.
The wurst kind of WW1 soldier.
Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.
How to survive being buried undead.
Birtches get scirtches.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.