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The Assassin’s Teapot
The Assassin’s Teapot
Don’t discount the power of coupons.
Don’t discount the power of coupons.
ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?
ARE YOU NOT PLEASED?
A spot for everything.
A spot for everything.
The internet appreciates a good dough nut.
The internet appreciates a good dough nut.
I blame Mary Poppins
I blame Mary Poppins
The riots in Paris are getting out of control.
The riots in Paris are getting out of control.
The OG Emoji you probably don’t remember.
The OG Emoji you probably don’t remember.
Most of the Himalayan salt that you eat comes from mines in Pakistan
Most of the Himalayan salt that you eat comes from mines in Pakistan
THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL
THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL
Good thing polar bears eat onions.
Good thing polar bears eat onions.
Oh, you’re a vegetarian? That’s OK, we have lamb…
Oh, you’re a vegetarian? That’s OK, we have lamb…
It only works if you’re a con artist!
It only works if you’re a con artist!
I dislike all of this.
I dislike all of this.
1:1 Easter Island head made of LEGO
1:1 Easter Island head made of LEGO
Words.
Words.
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Join the conversation
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Words.
Words.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…