Cool story.

royale burrito with cheese

royale burrito with cheese

this is my emotional support steak

this is my emotional support steak

algebra is like onion pie

algebra is like onion pie

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

may the comedic force be with you

may the comedic force be with you

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

this is how i became the fun uncle

this is how i became the fun uncle

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

bring back the cats!

bring back the cats!

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

the power of positive affirmations

the power of positive affirmations