Feeling Lucky?

Me after deleting my Facebook account.

Me after deleting my Facebook account.
there’s a playlist for everything
there’s a playlist for everything
i read this wrong, too
i read this wrong, too
this is true
this is true
did not know dogs had butt cracks
did not know dogs had butt cracks
shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house
shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house
real life battleship
real life battleship
drink alcohol to weigh birds
drink alcohol to weigh birds
important advice
important advice
the answer to the question i didn’t know i had
the answer to the question i didn’t know i had
adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list
adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list
but he won’t starve
but he won’t starve
male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women
male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women
opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun
opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun
ready for battle
ready for battle
somebody that I used to know
somebody that I used to know
laundry+can+wait%2C+sleep+can%26%238217%3Bt
laundry can wait, sleep can’t
holy+cracker%21
holy cracker!
maybe+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+cut+out+for+marriage
maybe i’m not cut out for marriage
metrognomes
metrognomes
Join the conversation
dungeons+and+doo
dungeons and doo
if+you%26%238217%3Bre+having+a+bad+day%2C+i+present+to+you+birds+behind+glasses+of+water
if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water
a+common+mistake
a common mistake
sometimes+you+just+need+to+take+a+break+to+cry
sometimes you just need to take a break to cry
it+makes+sense+if+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+about+it
it makes sense if you don’t think about it
Underrated+gem
Underrated gem
i+could+take+a+bear
i could take a bear
that%26%238217%3Bs+what+friends+are+for
that’s what friends are for