The Halfeti Black Rose
I have crabs.
That’s pretty impressive.
Water changes everything.
Untranslatable words from other languages.
Coffee and I get along.
Meet Foo Chan. The Japanese version of grumpy cat that always looks disappointed in you.
Louis CK’s daughter tells an anti-joke.
Love is just around the corner.
Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.
Fear is not an effective motivator.
I would love to fly…
Now I just need more potatoes.