The Halfeti Black Rose

The cellist.

I have crabs.

That’s pretty impressive.

Water changes everything.

Untranslatable words from other languages.

Coffee and I get along.

Meet Foo Chan. The Japanese version of grumpy cat that always looks disappointed in you.

Louis CK’s daughter tells an anti-joke.

Life.

Calm down!

Love is just around the corner.

Oh internet… I’ll never understand you.

Fear is not an effective motivator.

I would love to fly…

Now I just need more potatoes.