It’s all so clear now!
If Nicholas Cage were a Pokemon.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
The internet is a lot like ancient Egypt.
How I prefer getting bad news.
Should you trust a Yelp review?
Iron Man and Silver Surfer.
Best secret passage ever.
Oh you’re buffering?
The difference between me and your god.
Mythical things that actually existed.
How do you hold your tea?
Japanese vs. American.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Just twin things.
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
Join the conversation
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
I would eat this sopa.
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM