Are you a Dementor?
Emus vs. weasel ball.
‘Tis the season.
I am a proud non-reader of books.
You’re talking about me in Morse Code…
The Future of Gaming
The best argument against democracy.
Winter in the North.
Specially designed for Nutella.
Go without your favorite thing for three days.
When the soul leaves the body.
i had to google this to confirm. moo
literally what the book is about
Another person who clearly didn’t read the book
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Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
they get things done. hired
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
how is this not already a thing???
they couldn’t just… google it?
what every kid wants for christmas
take my degree away