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Are you a Dementor?

Are you a Dementor?
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
American commercials need to get on Japan’s level!
American commercials need to get on Japan’s level!
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
What should I put on my birthday cake?
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Words.
Words.
My sister had a few friends over today…
My sister had a few friends over today…
Rule 395
Rule 395
I gave that pitch vibrato…
I gave that pitch vibrato…
That fresh cut grass smell…
That fresh cut grass smell…
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Talking with waitresses.
Talking with waitresses.
Society’s guide to a better life.
Society’s guide to a better life.