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Words.

Words.
I can only take so much prodding…
I can only take so much prodding…
When the candy bin keeps calling your name…
When the candy bin keeps calling your name…
No matter; Ben had a time machine.
No matter; Ben had a time machine.
Bread alignment chart
Bread alignment chart
Goddammit Brenda.
Goddammit Brenda.
Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…
Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…
How to evict yourself from the planet.
How to evict yourself from the planet.
That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?
That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?
Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes
Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes
Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.
Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.
There should be leash laws for kids?
There should be leash laws for kids?
A pirates life for me.
A pirates life for me.
Yoga for whatever ails you.
Yoga for whatever ails you.
‘Excuse me, sir.’
‘Excuse me, sir.’
Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.
Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.
spider+butt%2C+spider+butt%2C+does+whatever+a%26%238230%3B+you+get+it
spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it
then+he+cried
then he cried
if+it%26%238217%3Bs+important+they%26%238217%3Bll+leave+a+message
if it’s important they’ll leave a message
it%26%238217%3Bs+super+effective%21
it’s super effective!
Join the conversation
they+called+back+later+with+a+job+offer
they called back later with a job offer
someone+help+the+goat%21
someone help the goat!
if+only+she+knew
if only she knew
flats+or+drums%3F
flats or drums?
i+wish+this+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+true
i wish this wasn’t true
whatever+you+think+is+best%2C+obi+wan
whatever you think is best, obi wan
the+dangers+of+having+a+carrot+for+a+nose+are+real
the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real
why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+laughing%2C+babe%3F
why aren’t you laughing, babe?