Educate your children.
Efficient polling in Copenhagen…
Looks great, bud.
What is the conversion rate of Gays to Stanley Nickles?
Never bother a sitzed cat.
Bobody would choose to be a Craig.
Planus, did you break wind?
Lyre of the Fallen Angel
A lovely, freshly molted cicada specimen.
Apply butter directly to abdomen…
Scientist bakes sourdough bread with 4,500-year-old yeast found in Egyptian pottery
Opossum tested, Amazon approved…
Bob Ross doesn’t need color. You don’t need color.
~April 20th 2020
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Recently moved to Colorado, my Grandmother smoked Pot legally for the first time. She has been listening to a dubstep Frank Sinatra song on repeat for an hour and a half.
Dad’s not joking…
Getting real sick of your shit Siri
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Well.. that's awkward.. *moonwalks away*
Ten Points To Gryffindor
Baby Announcement Done The Right Way
Just let me grill in peace please
The Original Stark Sigil