just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots
this explains so much
i flip my hair back and forth
meal prepping made easy
time to show the world how smart i am
priority putting away costs an arm and a leg
hide your shoulders or get suspended
no assistance needed
Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together
how about these gas prices?
gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit
the true test of a jedi master
Coincidence? End the horror.
How I look.
Several rooms in my house I do not go in.
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About to make his day…
Worst babysitter ever.
World’s largest underground trampoline.
Watching TV for the first time.
Coffee with Jesus
Life is like a giant cookie.
So it’s like a holodeck?