Two-year-olds today.

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

this explains so much

sold!

funeral bouquet

bonjour

i flip my hair back and forth

meal prepping made easy

time to show the world how smart i am

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

hide your shoulders or get suspended

no assistance needed

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together

how about these gas prices?

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

the true test of a jedi master