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The 40-year-old Psychopath

Popsicle vs. ice cream cone.
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone.
Good idea guys…
Good idea guys…
This is Facebook, not Google…
This is Facebook, not Google…
Now gimme more hay.
Now gimme more hay.
Luna Lovegood…
Luna Lovegood…
Dammit.
Dammit.
XYZPDQ.
XYZPDQ.
I got you some fireworks…
I got you some fireworks…
Perfect order.
Perfect order.
He needed some exercise.
He needed some exercise.
Cheer up.
Cheer up.
Only in America.
Only in America.
I’m trapped inside!
I’m trapped inside!
Good thing I don’t watch TV…
Good thing I don’t watch TV…
Yay geeko sapiens!
Yay geeko sapiens!
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Join the conversation
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.