You jelly?

You jelly?

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

You will miss one hundred percent of the shots you do not take.

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

If you’re going to be a jerk, consider not leaving the house.

The hoppening.

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

Suddenly Gary.

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

I just want someone to look at me like this man looks at his flannel.

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

Here is a matte black aeroplane.

Computers have changed a lil’ bit.

Computers have changed a lil’ bit.

Praise him.

*confused gaming*

*confused gaming*

…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner

…I am not a racist and I did nothing wrong. – Business Owner

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

You are not dead until you are warm and dead, essentially.

What is thot, anyway?

What is thot, anyway?

It sheds the meat.

It sheds the meat.

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown

The timing is impeccable. #bernonedown